Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sentences, Vol. II "The History of PB&J"

Sentences, Vol II
"The History of PB&J"

1. There is a significant distinction between peanut butter and jelly.

2. My English teacher kindly distinguished between the well known pair.

3. While the dominant of the two would be peanut butter, jelly is the most liked.

4. The discovery of the two substances together was at a college dormitory in Boise, Idaho.

5. To be earnest, it wasn't until 1951 that peanut butter and jelly were classified as an edible.

6. Until then, most bankers used it as a dividend on car loans.

7. Between two pieces of bread, these two foods easily won the hearts of many young parents with talkative children.

8. The ecstasy in knowing that their children would not be able to talk until they gave them a glass of milk made this food popular.

9. Jelly was first discovered in the eighth century A.D. after a bad case of male pattern baldness.

10. The Hungarian nomads believed that if you rubbed jelly all over your head under a full moon it would eliminate hair loss.

11. A depiction of this spiritual ritual was found on an ancient piece of embroidery used as a toilet seat cover.

12. Peanut butter was accidentally discovered during an endeavor to find the truth of life.

13. This enormous mistake turned out to be quite useful.

14. It was necessary equipment for a spartan to quote, "Keep them with their shield."

15. Peanut butter was also considered holy, especially for "staying close to the gods."

16. As an essential part of Spartan culture, the popularity of peanut butter grew.

17. There was an estimation of 100 famous "nuts" in Spartan history.

18. Today, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a sign of middle-class etiquette.

19. As I stand before you to sit behind you, none of this was an exaggeration.

20. Many college professors use this history as an examination of world culture.

1 comment:

forrestlf said...

I adore this. Way too cool.